As I left work today and started my venture onto the London vessel, I was held up at the ticketing gate as a queue formed to get through the Liverpool Street underground barrier, it must have been seven deep at least. Fair enough, rush hour traffic happens, even though I avoid standing in queues when possible, there was no alternative option. Finally there is one person in front of me (possibly 45 seconds later) when she stops and proceeds to take her ticket out her wallet…… FOR PETES SAKE!!!!!! Why dont you Fucking take the ticket out BEFORE you get to the barrier?????? You incompetent baboon – you are seriously depriving a village….. If its you dont do it – you are more annoying that slow walking people on a busy street. Please dont wait until you are at the barrier to rummage for your ticket, do it beforehand
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Father Christmas?
Father Christmas stops at three HO’s
Until 1967, LSD was legal in California
Some of you might point out that I am missing an “n” in the title, however, you are mistaken, the “h” is missing. The post has very little to do with the X Factor (my street cred is still in place) and all to do with betting.
Today has been pretty successful on the poker table, managed to take $75 off some muppet in two consecutive hands, and have just stuck that on Olly Murs. Bit on an outside option but we will see which is the best whiner.
Any thoughts on this programme? I have endured this living with girl housemates and am excited tonight is the last night of X Factor and will be elated if Olly wins, 3/1 odds
Of course the real winner again is Simon Cowell with many people wasting their parents money phoning and voting as well as the $$$$ the adverts will generate between the whiners
In South Africa, termites are often roasted and eaten by the handful, like pretzels or popcorn
Better than rats down under I guess?
You inhale about 700,000 of your own skin flakes each day.
Some things are just better unknown
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad
Club Direct, a travel insurance company in the UK, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts
In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.
Over here in the UK, the teenagers just pop out babies and get a house and some cash.
Canola oil is actually rapeseed oil but the name was changed for marketing purposes
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