i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
(216): let’s bang
(773): You’re in my phone as ‘Weird Bus Guy’ so I think my answer’s no.
310): Why does it always sting when I’m breaking the seal taking a piss?
(770): b/c u have herpes
(310): No i said “always”, not “since 2003″ Asshole
Watching Andy Murray go through today was tough. I am glad there is some representation for the UK in Wimbledon, however old Andy irritates the crap out of me. I generally like most people but he just reminds me of Napolean Dynamite and Butthead morphed into one.
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The London underground staff went of strike last week, which was a slight inconvienence to those that relied on the vessel to transport them to work. After negotiating trains heading to the coast instead of central london just to get in, this little gem of a video made my day – and I wanted to share it with you
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